Moor Park
06 Mar 2010 5 Comments
If you’re thinking that this is some post about an out of the way park named Moor in Mars (land of the so called men), then you’re dead wrong. In fact, you’re so wrong you wouldn’t even be able to imagine the punchline behind this post title. But if you’re a wise crack like I sometimes am or clairvoyant or telepathic, then you’re probably already LYAO (laughing your arse off)-ing. Then again, chances of that are probably slimmer than Paris Hilton so I’ll just get down to telling you, dear and greatly appreciated unique visitor or regular page viewer slash reader. If you read Moor Park from the right, it’s actually Krap Room. This post is specifically about emergency crapping.
Well, my dude Ash said that crapping in itself is an emergency but I beg to differ. Excretion is not really an emergency, but a natural biological cycle and routine. Emergency crapping is caused by feeling Nature in one’s what-would-be-a-neat-colloquial-term-for-intestines at the wrong place and at the wrong time(s). Emergency crapping is done out of one’s regular crap schedule and at the wrong crap room (of course its still done in a loo! Or maybe not…in which case would be a crap corner). This usually happens when one has diarrhea and is experiencing loose bowel movement (LBM). Like I did, yesterday (and still a bit now. One can never tell…). Embarrassing as it is, I shall share the experience.
On second thought, I’d rather not. Point is, I emergency crapped twice yesterday. And it sucked. Nuff said.
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Mar 07, 2010 @ 11:52:01
Thanks! I’ve always loved writing, so several years ago I started blogging on Multiply but just last year I decided to take it more seriously and I went all out with this blog. I don’t know where the idea for Hoolahoops really came from but it sounded cool to me, so I asked my older brother to help me set it up.
I hope you could keep reading! :)
Mar 07, 2010 @ 22:46:35
ah, so this is the one you were talking about yesterday. I see…
Mar 08, 2010 @ 05:58:50
yup, this is it. :)
Mar 12, 2010 @ 22:04:26
Hey james, it’s ate karen. Good job on the writin.. :D altho, didn’t knew which one to put my appreciation on… whether it was the crushed body, it’s men who totally rock (but really don’t), or the crap.
And see we come have to a decision! CRAP wins.
Mar 13, 2010 @ 06:38:13
Hi ate Karen! Thanks for reading. I really appreciate your comment. :)